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Post 1 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Tuesday, 19-Jul-2005 11:23:50

An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.
Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?
"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.
He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.
The mother paused and said to her son...
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

Post 2 by Star (Honorary Bitch of the Zone) on Tuesday, 19-Jul-2005 11:47:22

Oops would have been a better name for Torn Rubber! LOL Star